It's been a couple of crazy days. First, I moved the monster again:
With some white fluff too, so there's no doubt it was me. Dunno, it's like the monster doesn't deserve to go all the way to the bathroom, I cannot explain it. But the egg definitely belongs in front of the bathroom door:
Continue ignoring that disgusting bacon. That's all Ash.
Then The Assholes had to assemble a thing, so Oswin and I had to help.
They're so useless without us...
Where's Ash you might be wondering? Well, The Assholes put him in a box and then he disappeared for a couple of days. Oswin was thrilled. "Cali, look, I can stretch in my cat bed!". "Cali, look, nobody is chasing me off the table!". "Cali, look, nobody steals my spot!". I GET IT, OSWIN. OMG, dense cat.
Then he came back, but he smells terrible! It is my duty as his older sister to follow him around hissing to remind him that he stinks. No matter where he goes, there I am following. And hissing. Because he stinks. You're welcome, Ash. The Assholes keep calling ME an asshole. The nerve.
Anyway, the big event! Last night I went to scream in the bathroom while The Assholes got ready for bed, and dunno what happened, I think they were distracted, because they closed the door with me inside! It was awesome! I screamed to test and nobody came to kick me out, so I spent the night pacing around the tube, screaming and napping in the linen closet. Best experience 10/10. Gonna try to repeat every day.
That's all in Cali world, I'll post back once I have more news.
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