Meow World

My name is Cali. I know what you're thinking, but it is short for Caliente Malvada. Fine, I am a calico too, whatever.

I live in a house with 2 annoying siblings and 2 human assholes. They're lucky I let them all live with me. Everything in the house is mine, I make sure of that every day. It takes me 80 meows to go from one end to the house or the other. Something like that, dunno, might have lost count half way through.

My favorite place is the bathroom. The acoustics of that place are so perfect! I absolutely love pacing around the tube while screaming my little head off. Nowhere else in the house can I hit such perfect notes. If I'm in the bathroom, I'm happy and I love everyone. Except my siblings, obviously.

I figured it was time I sat down to tell you my adventures. So here I am, I intend to tell you a little bit about how fabulous I am every day or so. No promises, I have a busy schedule with the screaming and the napping.