Guest Meow: Bruce

 Yesterday I took the day off, for my mental health. I try to keep a cheery tone for the blog, but seeing that closed door and not being able to scream in the bathroom sometimes messes with my mind, you know?

Coincidentally, The Assholes finally picked up all the toys. I was starting to get annoyed at so many toys. Now I can concentrate on being annoyed that they touched my toys instead. All that hard work, dammit.

I protested with an egg.

I know, there should have been 2 toys, but the day off included toys too. I considered it, I even started the process, but then decided not to.

Putting the toys back is The Assholes job tho.

Back to business! While I was interviewing Maggie for last post, her roomie, Bruce, was around and I thought he looked cool, so I interviewed him too. Here he is, in his own meows:

Name and location

I’m Bruce. I used to live somewhere kinda cold. Then the humans put me in this loud metal thing for a long time and now we live somewhere kinda hot.

Cali's note: Look at that mane! I couldn't stop staring, almost as fabulous as mine!

Who do you live with?

A human who chases me, the human who screams when I bite, and another cat who slaps me when I tell her how bad her breath smells.

What makes you meow the loudest?

Any time I need to get the humans to open a door. I HATE closed doors!!

Cali's note: Twinsies! Scream, brother, scream! We deserve open doors!

What's a spot in the house that is yours and only yours?

My nap tunnel! I think it has more of my fur than I do at this point.

If you could only carry 2 toys for the rest of your life, which ones would you choose and why?

There is this squirrel that the humans put stuff in that smells amazing. Seriously I would rub that squirrel on my face forever.

Also the pickle, I guess.

If you could bite anyone (or anything) in the world, who/what would you chomp on?

THE RED DOT. WHERE DOES IT GO? WHY CAN’T I CATCH IT? WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE?!

Tell us a story you're proud of

I’m really good at getting places I’m not supposed to be. I can get on top of the cabinets, I know how to open doors, and I even got out a 2nd story window once.

The humans always yell at me but I’ve already won.

Cali's note: You're always a winner in my book, Bruce <3. Keep them screamy!

Anything else you want to tell the world?

The humans make me smell stuff. Oranges and bananas smell really bad. But not as bad as Maggie’s breath.

Back to Cali. Sigh, these humans and their quirks... Like putting us in boxes, closing doors, and yelling at us. And don't get me started on siblings, amirite? Altho these two sound lovely, unlike my two.

Thank you Bruce! Kitten party keeps getting bigger. Can't wait to have some more screaming buddies!