Door remains closed and very toy saturated. And they call ME lazy. I had to be creative with today's toy. Hope things are better tomorrow.
Name and location
Maggie, Bruce, whatever. I’ll come for anything that sounds like it’s for one of us.
Location: on top of the tower. On top of the couch. On top of the scratching post. On top of the human. Just, on top.
Cali's note: I already love her attitude
Who do you live with?
The human I can walk on, the human I can’t walk on, and the other cat who lives here but doesn’t deserve to.
What makes you meow the loudest?
The neighborhood cats who also don’t deserve to live here but try to sneak through the back door. They never set off the screaming box the humans have, so I take over.
Cali's note: Yay, screaming!
What's a spot in the house that is yours and only yours?
Everything the light touches. Seriously. If there’s sunlight on it, it’s mine.
Also the bed and whichever humans are in it at the time.
If you could only carry 2 toys for the rest of your life, which ones would you choose and why?
Two? I only need one. BLUE MOUSE.
If you could bite anyone (or anything) in the world, who/what would you chomp on?
Oooh biting! Biting is my favorite. I bite anything the humans put in front of me. I even bit the top of the one human’s head and I barely got in trouble. So…more heads.
Cali's note: I think we're soulmates, I love biting too!
Tell us a story you're proud of
One time I taught the human how to fix the lights in the kitchen. He had no idea what he was doing. I don’t know how they made it so long without me. That other cat is USELESS.
Anything else you want to tell the world?
I wish the humans would stop leaving things in my window sill! I’m tired of having to clean them up.
Back to Cali. I hear you, sister, I have to deal with useless cats and clueless humans. If only they could be more like us, right?
Thank you, Maggie, I loved your answers! You are invited to KittenConf with me and Max! But horrible neighbors aren't.
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