The best way out is always meow

 Bathroom door was closed, blah blah, you know the deal. The gaslighting avocado was there again. I am still not sure if I placed it there. Ugh.

Just in case, I started transporting another monster, but I lost steam half way up.

I might finish carrying it later. If it doesn't interfere with my napping and screaming.

We covered napping spots, it's time to cover sleeping positions. There are many comics about the subject.

We'll start with the easy one: Oswin is boring even when she sleeps. She will be a bagel, or a croissant. That's it. You'll never see her belly. She will not be covered. If she's a loaf, she's awake. She's such a stereotypical cat, yawn!

That is a pissed off croissant, because The Assholes forgot to turn on the fireplace before going to bed.

Ash can be any of those. He has a method:

He'll be a bagel, a croissant, a purrito, a Moeibus strip... That cat is completely unpredictable.

Here is him half purrito, mimicking The Big Asshole, using the pillow for support. The Assholes really fall for it, they absolutely love all of his sleeping positions, eyeroll.

And of course, me. I always choose comfy positions that make me look cute. To be fair it is really hard for me not to look cute. I never sleep completely on my back, but sometimes I'll offer my belly up for scratches.

As an older kitten, I started sleeping on laps too. Turns out they're pretty great. You keep them still, trying not to bother you, sometimes they pet you, but you know they're getting cramps and still can't move.

Usually I'll be super wet too, to make it more interesting. Dunno if you've ever held a wet cat, but Small Asshole always says "EEEEEWWWWWW" whenever she touches me after a shower.

They tell me I snore, but I don't think so, I'm perfect.

I think I'm between a pretzel and a pancake. Absolutely perfection.