Not all who meow are lost

 Yesterday I did an inventory. Dunno why the monster hasn't eaten them, or why The Assholes haven't put them away (so lazy), but Ash and Oswin keep moving my toys so I keep losing track of them.

The stairs:

The bathroom door:

Bathroom floor:

2 things became immediately clear:

• The bathroom door is saturated
• The toast disappeared

I couldn't find the toast, and I really feel like things aren't flowing without it. Like the energy is wrong, you know? So I did the next best thing. I saw the closed door, ran to my toy box and got Giant Toast:

I feel so much better now. The door of the bedroom looks like the door of the bathroom, so I think my next pile of toys will be there. I haven't committed tho, we'll see what tomorrow brings.

In other news, Oswin, Ash and I had a meeting. We discussed some admin stuff, like who's going to scratch the carpet (me) or scream in the bathroom (me) and rot in front of the fireplace (Oswin). The most important part was we agreed what to do with the giant cat tree:

We decided to play to our advantages: Oswin chews on the tree branches, Ash climbs on it and I take ornaments down. I'm happy we reached consensus and everyone got very specific tasks yet we managed to keep the workload equal for everyone.

Ash already went hard at it, altho I don't have a pic. But here's the aftermath:

Time to log off for the day, but remember, fortune favors the screamer! Off to meow I go.