Low meowtivation

 Bathroom door was closed, surprise surprise. I know they were expecting a protest toy, so I placed the best, fluffiest, most fabulous toy in there.

I match the door! I just stood there until the bathroom became accessible to my screaming needs. I had set it exactly like I wanted the night before.

All was left was screaming. Which I finally did. After requesting to be picked up and pet. I let her know I was done with the petting by biting her. It's our routine. Maybe I would bite less if I could scream whenever I want, have you considered that?

Yesterday was a low effort day. I screamed a bit, but my heart wasn't into it. Then I scratched the carpet, but it was a half attempt. My claws hardly did damage. I took a shower then ran to the Small Asshole's room so she would pick me up. I love being picked up when I'm wet and/or in the bathroom. But she was talking to a screen and ignored me. How dare she.

I went to lay by the fire, but got hot. Moved to the sofa and so much better. And so my day went, I had zero motivation. You need to take a day for yourself once in a while, do some self love. Ash and Oswin agreed, it was the general vibe of the house.

Today I feel rested enough to cause havoc and destruction. A girl has to do her job.