Smeowl update

 Last night I took a shower, screamed a bit around the tube... Meows sound so great when I'm wet! Then I went to the fireplace to dry, took a nap by the fire. By the time I went back upstairs, they were closing the bathroom door. I protested, but my paw is symmetrical and I don't have a middle toe bean to raise, so I don't think they understood how annoyed they made me.

Spent all night thinking about how unfair this is, and got so pissed off I didn't even bother with a toy. This morning I was there when they opened the door.

See the anger in my eyes? They let me in and I demanded to be picked up, because I'm tiny kitten. Got my ears scratched, belly rubs, then I bit her because she didn't put me down when I wanted her to.

Also the toys weren't where I left them. Turns out The Monster was awake yesterday. It is the weirdest thing, it wakes up and goes around the house screaming. It eats toys and tries to fight Oswin. Luckily it ignores me and Ash, but it always hits Oswin. I mentioned it earlier, she's a professional victim.

Get your horrible paws off my toys! And why is it always screaming? I do the screaming here, pal. I sound so much cuter than it, can't understand why they even brought it into the house.

Ugh, everything sucks.