Meowsic

 The door was closed. Again. Of course. Now, because of the Schrödinger avocado, I changed my approach. I went to the toy box, selected something, and started screaming. I screamed my little head off until I got to the bathroom door and deposited my treasure. Now I have multiple witnesses that it was me and only me.

It was in the middle of the night. The Assholes were delighted, they joined me in the screaming!

Today we're going to cover music. The Assholes listen to music quite often, and more annoyingly, the small one sings. I wish she didn't. Sometimes even the Big Asshole joins in. Ugh.

They listen to this kinda cool rhythm. It makes the speaker vibrates and I love those vibrations! Whenever they listen to that sound, I lay down on the vibrating box and enjoy. They call me EDM kitten, whatever that means.

This pic is now 10 years old. Time flies by! But EDM kitten still enjoy deep bassy sounds.

There's also this song they listen to, and it goes clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky... They say that's my song, because I click when I'm annoyed. Why I'm annoyed is such a mystery, am I right? Eyeroll.

I also have to hear more classic things like, Caliente Malvada, Cali Muy Malvada sang in the Mario Underground level theme, or Squeaky Cat, Squeaky Cat, she's the cutest, Squeaky Cat. but with the Spiderman song. Save me!

And then there's Oswin's song. You see, in 7 years that we've lived together, she's only bit the Small Asshole once. And it was by accident. Pathetic, I live to bite. So now they call her The Face Biter and she absolutely hates it. Her song says... I have a kitten, can you check? M on the forehead, bite my face. And when you touch me baby I go EEEEEEEEE. It's kinda funny if you ask me, but she doesn't see the humor in it. That's what she gets for being a face biter.

I guess I should cover Ash too, sigh. You see, they don't call him Ash, the Assholes call him Ash Gordon. Yeah, like that ancient comic. He even responds to that name. So his song is from there: Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun ASH! Ooooo oooo. Ashhole of the Universe! He loves it. Lives for it. Absolutely disgusting.

Now you can play some torture tunes to get in the mood. My mood for the last 12 years. Click Click Click.